napstawantstosleep:

napstawantstosleep:

Guys do u know that one meme where there’s a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^

I FUCKIBG GOT IT RAAAAAHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥

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they should invent someone who wants to kiss me so so bad

megalo-station:

manywinged:

manywinged:

there will never be a funnier visual gag to me than someone falling over and immediately exploding like they stepped on a landmine

evilwizard:

evilwizard:

*moving expired potions from the shelf labeled Healing to the shelf labeled Poisons*

*moving expired Poisons to the shelf labeled Potential Mountain Dew Flavors*

mxbutchtwink:

mxbutchtwink:

We have been sleeping on hairy ass too much. I see posts about chests and stomach hair and bush but where is the hairy ass appreciation at? Imagine getting your hands on a fuzzy pair of cheeks ok, then come talk to me.

So called bear appreciators when I post about hairy ass: 😴😴😴😴 💤💤💤

acanthemp3:

but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sillybut i stay silly :3 but i stay silly but i stay silly :3

pansyfemme:

need dick from a guy with a pussy

billdook:

wahoo-shem:

afterword:

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

alchemist-jijo:

kochana-lulu:

kochana-lulu:

kochana-lulu:

people who want to live in lighthouse - i hear you, i understand you

but i raise you

living in water tower

safer (you not gonna die horrid death so easy), not so cursed but still ominous, you are alone bc you are in a tower but you can do groceries no problem, just chilling above everything else

and look at those beauties!! (from Poland <3)

as an american i was very confused by this post until i got to the images because our water towers look like this, which, as you can imagine, is a completey unsexy place to live

serious-goose:

memorycycle:

memorycycle:

neovenatorgirlteeth:

memorycycle:

where babys come from we have no idea

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